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July 3, 2013

Trolling through the email inbox again

We started this year by offering a variety of humorous items we had received via email. We had thought they would help pass the lengthy month of January. And now that we are half way through the year, we thought, in light of all the issues swirling around, it might be time to offer up some more items from our email inbox.

The explanation of service ...

I became confused when I heard the word “service” used with these agencies: Internal Revenue Service, U.S. Postal Service, telephone service, cable TV service, civil service, state, city, county and public service and customer service.

This is not what I thought service meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to service a few cows. Bam! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us

Exercise for people over 60 ...

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a five-pound potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.

Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.

The necessity of family ties ...

A cowboy who just moved to Wyoming from Oklahoma walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

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