Did I read that sign right? ...
In a public bathroom: Toilet out of order ... please use floor below.
In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines ... please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
In an office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
Outside a secondhand shop: We exchange anything – bicycles, washing machines, etc ... Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in health food shop window: Closed due to illness.
Spotted in a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car.
Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
Notice in a farmer’s field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door – The bell doesn’t work.)
And finally, some bad words ...
“I don’t like four letter words .. .dust, iron, cook, mend, bake and diet.
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